tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20163581.post115549288390265504..comments2023-12-19T10:34:39.477-06:00Comments on The [Cherry] Ride: What's My Age Again?The [Cherry] Ridehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20163581.post-1155608947350066272006-08-14T21:29:00.000-05:002006-08-14T21:29:00.000-05:00As the President of my Board, my typical response ...As the President of my Board, my typical response to people complaining about noise on a Friday or Saturday night is that the library is open until 10, and the waterfront is pretty quiet through the night.<BR/><BR/>Now, noise on a school night? Different story. I advocate capital punishment.<BR/><BR/>Also, as President of the Board, I'm contemplating an invasion of a neighboring condo. I'm convinced they're secretly building water balloon cannons. This represents a clear and present danger to us, and I've asked my Defense Secretary to formulate an attack plan. I've assembled a Coalition of the Willing, consisting of three hobos, two hookers, and a partridge in a pear tree. They also have air conditioning, but I'm more interested in liberating their beautiful women from the shackles of an oppressive regime than I am in basking in the glory of non-sweatiness.<BR/><BR/>I'm a compassionate conservative.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20163581.post-1155576353098378222006-08-14T12:25:00.000-05:002006-08-14T12:25:00.000-05:00I went to West Fest last night. Let's see, what di...I went to West Fest last night. Let's see, what did you miss out on? Witnessing multiple dog fights (Gross. I didn't realize the event's proceeds went to a dog charity). Pierogis. John BID Simmons 2hr dj set. I think you guys had a lot more fun with your undertakings, well with the exception of the lack of pierogis.classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20163581.post-1155514278086343512006-08-13T19:11:00.000-05:002006-08-13T19:11:00.000-05:00Juice Newton? Was it that Queen of Hearts song? ...Juice Newton? Was it that Queen of Hearts song? I think that would explain all the puking.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.com