Chocolate Mannequin
In my daily Craigslist furniture trolling (yes, it's a problem), I found this ad for "Chocolate Female Manneqin" complete with photos, one of which is included above.
Let me just reiterate that this ad was in the furniture section. You can find the ad here, but be warned it isn't really safe for work:
Soooo many questions about this one, such as:
- What is this mannequin used for exactly - modeling shoes (as the photo's background would suggest)?
- And if so, what's with the size of her juggs (sorry, but I believe in this case it is entirely appropriate to refer to them as juggs)?
- Is it really necessary for the current owner to flash her breasts like this?
- What kinds of things did the current owner do with this mannequin, besides, of course, use her to model shoes?
- Why would one manufacture a mannequin with juggs like this, if it is only to model clothing and shoes?
- If you were to manufacture a mannequin with such interesting and anatomical features, wouldn't you also maybe go through the trouble of giving it a head of hair so that it wouldn't need a wig in the first place?
- What do you think makes it a "must see" (as the ad title states)? Is there more than what we already see from the photos?
- Do you think there's anything interesting beneath the skirt? Is that perhaps what makes it a "must see"?
- Who would buy this?
- Creepy*

