Hello Friday

Couple things today:

Bad Omen for Christmas Season: The first holiday song that I heard this year (which was the day after Halloween and don't even get me started on that) was Whitney Houston’s terrible rendition of the horrible “Do You Hear What I Hear?” This is going to be a long 5 weeks. Fuck.

I’m “growing” a “beard” at the moment, which I am prone to do from time-to-time. But unlike every other beard I’ve rocked, this one has GRAY HAIRS in it, at my chin. I’m sprouting a tiny forest of gray hairs on my chin. WTF??

Finally, I challenge anyone to find a more fucked-up sentence that this, which I stumbled upon last night (of course I can't remember exactly where, maybe "E!" or "RollingStone.com") :

"Christopher Walken will play Ozzy Osbourne in the upcoming Motley Crue movie.”

Seriously, there are so many things wrong with the above statement I don’t know where to start.

Happy Friday, y'all!

Freaky Friday

Sweet Jesus this is one of the most fucked up freaky things I've seen on YouTube. I first saw it on Curtis' site, then a bit later on Gawker.

Is little Electric Boogaloo a child? A midget? What is he? I'm freaking out.



If this was my child I think I would probably throw him out the window, once I got over the initial shock of having a kid so frickin' weird.

How long until he's on Leno? Any bets?

Happy Friday Night

I am very happy this fine Friday eve for five reasons:

1. Pilar is rockin' the new Mac OS X. Meeow!
2. Weather today is beautiful
3. I'm listening to the new Shawn Colvin
4. These Bang & Olufsen earbuds are incredible. Seriously. I will never use regular ear buds again. Its like flying coach your whole life and then flying first class. I'll never go back.
5. I bought Arrested Development (RIP) Season III on DVD. Proper!

I said Proper! people.