32 Songs in My Library I Should Be Embarrassed to Have...

... but because I am secure in who I am, I don't care.
This is the first in what a hope will be a weekly posting of useless lists that reveal perhaps a little too much about me.

Without further ado (and in no particular order):

1. Xanadu - Olivia Newton-John
2. Promise of a New Day - Paula Abdul
3. Justified and Ancient - the KLF & Tammy Wynette
   
4. Pop That Coochie - 2 Live Crew
5. Da Dip - Freak Nasty
6. Let's Hear it For the Boy - Denise Williams
7. No More Tears (Enough is Enough) - Barbra Streisand & Donna Summer
8. Come Clean - Hilary Duff
9. Girlfriend - Pebbles
10. I Eat Cannibals - Toto Cuelo
11. Takes a Little Time - Amy Grant
12. You're Momma's On Crack Rock - the Dogs
13. Crush on You - the Jets
14. Doin' the Doo - Betty Boo **
    
15. The Language of Love - Dan Fogelberg **
16. Tell It To My Heart - Taylor Dane
17. If You Go - Jon Secada
18. Dangerous - Roxette **
    
19. So Caught Up in You - 38 Special
20. Waiting for a Star to Fall - Boy Meets Girl
21. Who's Johnny? - El DeBarge
22. Life is a Flower - Ace of Base **
    
23. I Heard a Rumor - Bananarama
24. Steel Bars - Michael Bolton **
25. Tootsie Roll - the 69 Boys
26. The Way You Love Me - Faith Hill
27. Telephone (Long Distance Love Affair) - Sheena Easton **
    
28. Touch Me (All Night Long) - Cathy Dennis
29. Love Changes Everything - Climie Fisher **
    
30. Toy Soldiers - Martika
31. One Good Woman - Peter Cetera
32. We Built this City - Starship

Ahhhh. That felt good. So what's on your list?

PS - I will make you a CD with any of the above songs. Just tell me what you want. (C'Mon, you know you want to...)

** I don't even know what that song is, but I at least know it can't possibly be something I should want to have in my collection.
** He's the poor man's James Taylor, in case you're asking.
** I have pretty much the entire Roxette library, so I could have picked any of their other songs, like "Fading Like a Flower."
** Again, I have pretty much all their stuff too, so I could have picked "Beautiful Life" or "All That She Wants."
** I've italicized this one because of all the songs on the list this is the one I am perhaps most embarrassed about. And now that I look at it, I am sorta ashamed that I even confessed it to you.
** I don't care what you say, it is impossible not to like this song. So fuck off.
** That's not a typo -- his name is Climie.