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Top 5 Things I Say I'll Be Doing This Summer (Compared to What I Will Actually Do Instead):
I'm channelling McSweeney's today to bring you my list of the Top 5 Things I Say I Will Do This Summer.
Immediately following that is the list of What I Will Actually Be Doing Instead.
What I Say I’ll De Doing:
- Riding my bike everywhere, especially along the Lake.
- Buckling down and studying every night for Chemistry.
- Going to Lollapalooza.
- Learning to skateboard.
- Drinking heavily.
What I’ll Really Be Doing Instead:
- Taking the Blue Line. Or, deciding that I don’t have the energy and staying home instead.
- Getting up early and skipping the gym so that I can study Chemistry since I didn’t bother studying the night before. Or, maybe just not studying at all and sleeping in another hour.
- Not going to Lollapalooza. (I mean really -- how many times can you see Death Cab on a hot, steamy crowded afternoon in August??)
- Buying a skateboard and clearing out room in my closet to store it until I finally decide in two years time to donate it since I never used it.
- Drinking heavily.
