This Week in Google* Searches & Weng Weng

It always amazes me the kinds of internet searches that lead people to this blog. Once again, my apologies to those whose searches below did not get them what they were looking for (parentheses my own).

• "I like small men"
• Jeep bitches (I don't even know what this means. Is there such a thing as a jeep bitch?)
  
• "Ride like the wind" cover
• juggs (Seriously. Try it- type in "juggs" and this blog comes up.)
  
• juggs blogspot (Again, try it. How ironic that my blog is somehow associated with juggs.)
• Sweet cherry boobs (I think this person has a problem.)
• CHERRY BOOBS PART 20 (Is this the 20th chapter in a long running porn series? And how horny/desperate are you that you typed IN ALL CAPS?)
  
• Sweet poppin in her cherry (I love how almost all of these searches have a pornographic bent to them.)
• "Scientology tshirts" (If they exist, I want one!)
• flavor of love blogspot
• cherry tattoos lower stomache (Classy. Especially the misspelling of the word "stomach." I believe this is worse than a tramp stamp.)
• Sydney Australia hipsters "east village" Newtown. (Richard or Farting Puppy - was this you?)
• John Mayer shows off his wonderland body (Not here he doesn't!)
  

In other news, I lifted this Weng Weng clip from Guy from Chicago. I think Weng Weng is this year's Little Superstar. If nothing else, I think Classy & Dr. Ken will get a kick out if it.


Happy Weekend Everyone!

* Or MSN or Yahoo! Search too.

This Week in Google Searches

To the individuals who stumbled across my blog this week from the following Google searches, my apologies that you didn't find what you were looking for.

• "Helen Mirren's boobs"
• "Poon" (yay!)
• "Wipe that grin"
• "Automatic Slims"
• "Hipsters suck"
• "IKEA Persion rugs bad"
• "Those cherry juggs"
• "How boring whitebread am I? quiz"
• "Food meaning monte cristo"
• "Crocs Walgreens"
• "Orange County monte cristo sandwiches"
• "Ever since I can remember I've been poppin my collar" (Seriously, I get this one weekly.)
  

Sorry. But come back next week -- I may blog about seeing Helen Mirren (and her cherry juggs/boobs) poppin' her collar eating a monte cristo sandwich in Orange County wearing Crocs she got at Walgreens.

And poon.