Things I Like/Dislike This Week

Things I like (this week):

1. Swearing*
2. My new awesome Bang & Olufsen earphones!!!!!
3. Tingling sensations
4. Netflix (I pretty much don't go out anymore in the evenings because of it)
5. The weekend forecast:

Things I dislike (this week):

1. Carson Daly, esp. now that he's all skinny
2. The fact that there are no Taco Bells in Chicago. Where the hell are the Taco Bells?
3. eBay. eBay should just be an auction site. I don't like how you can just buy stuff off there now without having to bid for it. That's not right.
4. Frescatas and Coolattas. How fucking stupid. Even if I loved either one of those things, I would never order one because of the name (not to mention the fact that the Frescata has artisan bread, and we all know how much I hate artisan bread!!)
5. My completely insane office landlord, for asking me to park my rented cargo van "further down the street." Of course I said no. So now I believe I might be taking an extended swim in the Chicago River at some point in the next few days. If I suddenly stop blogging over the next few days, you'll know why.
   

* Note: this is really no different than any other week.

What I Love/Hate This Week

What I love (this week):

1. Eskimo Joe
2. Teen Witch
   
3. My Godzilla desk toy
4. Charo and those Geico commercials
5. Gin Rickeys
   

What I hate (this week):

1. Co-workers who are friendly outside of work but become miserable jerks in the office
2. Tan shoes with dark pants
3. People who yell "Get on the sidewalk!"/"Get off the street!" to cyclists (actually I hate them all the time, not just this week)
4. "Artisan Bread" (whatever the hell that is) and fast food joints that promote it
5. "Hip Hop Rebels" especially if they're whities