Sure Signs the Company XMas Party is Over

Below are just a few signs that your annual Company Holiday Party has gone on too long and that it is time to go home. Note: no one single sign below should necessarily constitute your departure; but I'd say if three of them happen, well, it's time to head for the coat check. And if five of them happen, it's probably time to hit Monster.com. (Note: of the eight listed below, seven of them happened to me last week.)

1. Someone is allowed to stand up and recite poetry.
2. A coworker points to another coworker and confides in you that he'd like to "tap that."
3. There's a conga line.
4. "Celebration" (while always a favorite) is played.
5. Someone - not currently (or ever) in a relationship with you - grabs your ass (unsolicited). *
6. Someone - not currently (or ever) in a relationship with you - grabs your crotch (unsolicited). *
7. Someone - not currently (or ever) in a relationship with you - in no uncertain terms propositions you (unsolicited). *
8. Your "ride home" leaves the party without telling you.

Quote of the Day (from TubeTalk):

"It wasn't a Charlie Brown Christmas. It was.... a Charles Manson Christmas."

* Extra Special Bonus if that someone in #5 and #6 and #7 is a different person.