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[Cherry] Ride Just Isn't That Into You
I took a few days off, but I'm back. (Thanks for noticing, jerks.)
My reasons for the break quite possibly may include one or more of the below factors:
- Forgot my log-in password
- Jesus told me to
- Sharting emergency
- Put in a corner (like Baby)
- Thrilling and electrifying collar poppin'
- Prolonged and exhilerating trannie vacation
- Still recovering from tragic and embarrassing (yet completely unsurprising) Cubs loss during playoffs
- Paul Poon
- Debilitating shame over my love for Martina McBride
- Dick Cheney
- Protesting Oracle’s bid for BEA Systems – take that Larry Ellison!
- Grueling Harpsichord lesson and competition schedule
- Arrest and subsequent incarceration for something my lawyer has advised me not to speak of until the lawsuit is settled
- Nightly, athletic and exhausting visits from a Succubus
- Hellen Mirren's boobs
- Extreme headband wearing
- Gender re-assignment surgery
- Gender re-assignment surgery gone awry
- Incapacitating hangovers
- Just couldn’t be bothered
20 comments:
Thank god. I was worried it was something I said.
Recken, that is actually reason #21.
That Dick Cheney... with Paul Poon. No wonder why you've been M.I.A.
collar poppin' will suck up all of your free time if you're not careful. welcome back.
shain is going to be so excited! calling him now...
Come on Cherry, the REAL truth is that you were drinking wine at an Irish pub and shopping endlessly for green clothes...heee ;).xo
i would have been excited a week ago, now i'm just over it.
The succubus ate my homework - now that's a novel excuse.
Those seem like damn good reasons to me. You were definitely missed though.
i noticed. i noticed!
Of course you were missed, we were just speechless with disappointment!
All good reasons, although surely hangovers and Helen Mirren's boobs are something worth writing about.
I'm going to go with all of the above.
It was definitely number 15. She told me all about it.
Hooray, you're back!
At least if you've been moping about you have sexy new coats to do it in. Saucier that way.
i'm hoping it's a combination of 2, 10, 15 and 18.
but i feel pretty strongly in my heart that it's really just number 20.
Collar poppin' while watching Electric Boogaloo is one of my favorite excuses ever!
I want a shirt that says, "Because Paul Poon said so."
Let's get together again, and not at The Liar's Club, because I get too drunk and crazy there, and I want to catch up with my peeps.
I'm glad you're back!
P.S. I was hoping my boobs were the reason for your absents...
;-)
The [Cherry] Ride rides again! Whee!
this is quite the come back. quite indeed.
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