Saturday, December 08, 2007

I Love My Local Starbucks

I'm sitting at my local Starbucks studying, and my table is (unfortunately) right next to the bathrooms. Not really studying, however, as I'm just not into it. I'm pretty much doing everything but studying - reading blogs, texting Niner about poon, talking to my parents (yeah, I'm that distracted), figuring out a shopping list for Target. I've been here about an hour and have only read about 2 pages. Can someone tell me what the hell "Because homologous chromosomes may possess different alleles for the same traits, and there are many genes on one chromosome, the homologues are usually not identical" means?

And if so, will you take my final exam for me?

Anyway, awhile ago a young woman went into the bathroom. About 10 minutes after that, her boyfriend knocked on the bathroom door and asked what she was doing. In a really loud voice she responded:"I'M TAKING A SHIT, OKAY??" Classy. So very.

15 minutes later she's still not coming out of the bathroom and suddenly there's two cops banging on the door demanding she come out. I ask you: I bet this shit doesn't happen at your local Starbucks, does it?

Now the two cops are questioning both the girl and her boyfriend outside the store. Apparently, there may be some drug usage involved (ya think?).

14 comments:

Prashant Sridharan said...

You should come to Seattle and hang out at the Belltown Starbucks. Nothing but nutcases in there.

Mr. Shain said...

but what are you drinking?

Michael5000 said...

I went to a job interview yesterday, and a couple had a shrieking fight just outside the building entrance with me standing directly between them. Were drugs involved? Probably not. You be the judge:

Him: Where did you put the chair then?

Her: I put it in the fucking box!

Him: Why did you fucking put it there?

Her: Get in the car! Get in the fucking car! You're not fucking walking home!

Him: I fucking want to walk!

So, yeah, seems like it would be a really great place to work. Lots of positive energy. But I think I'll keep my old job.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I would think you of all people would be an expert on "homologous" chromosomes...

KAZ said...

Drug usage - she should try senna pods.

Airam said...

I'm taking a shit ok??

So classy.

d said...

awesome. people are just awesome.

Ryan Charisma said...

drugs in a bathroom?

that's a novel idea.

why didn't I think of that?

do the Repulicans know there are drugs going on bathrooms as well as sex?

Catherinette Singleton said...

Klassy. Uber klassy.

The only thing that would have made this better was if the girl that emerged from the bathroom was one of your team mates from the project you just had in class.

5 of 9er said...

You might be the lone person that could take down the entire Starbuck empire!

ADW said...

Why don't they do their drugs in a bar bathroom like everyone else? Assholes.

Ellen Aim said...

Shit, I'm gonna start hanging out at Starbucks. Who needs TV.

JUSTIN said...

I prefer doing drugs in the bathroom at various Caribou Coffee locations. Something about that "rustic/urban" vibe really allows me to enjoy my high.

blythe said...

damn you starbucks! your coffee is already crack. now you gotta literally sell crack in the bathrooms? WTF! also, public fights are really the best part of being in a relationship. i'm expecting one any day now! keep your fingers crossed, kids!