Sunday, March 04, 2007

Chocolate Mannequin

In my daily Craigslist furniture trolling (yes, it's a problem), I found this ad for "Chocolate Female Manneqin" complete with photos, one of which is included above.

Let me just reiterate that this ad was in the furniture section. You can find the ad here, but be warned it isn't really safe for work:

Soooo many questions about this one, such as:

  1. What is this mannequin used for exactly - modeling shoes (as the photo's background would suggest)?
  2. And if so, what's with the size of her juggs (sorry, but I believe in this case it is entirely appropriate to refer to them as juggs)?
  3. Is it really necessary for the current owner to flash her breasts like this?
  4. What kinds of things did the current owner do with this mannequin, besides, of course, use her to model shoes?
  5. Why would one manufacture a mannequin with juggs like this, if it is only to model clothing and shoes?
  6. If you were to manufacture a mannequin with such interesting and anatomical features, wouldn't you also maybe go through the trouble of giving it a head of hair so that it wouldn't need a wig in the first place?
  7. What do you think makes it a "must see" (as the ad title states)? Is there more than what we already see from the photos?
  8. Do you think there's anything interesting beneath the skirt? Is that perhaps what makes it a "must see"?
  9. Who would buy this?
  10. Creepy*
* OK, number 10 isn't really a question, but still - creepy.

15 comments:

Kadonkadonk said...

Mmmm, chocolate...

Matt said...

As for number 3; flashing breasts is never unnecessary. Although perhaps it is pushing the rule a bit in this case.

Dop said...

I so want this thing! I wonder if the "carpet" matches the "drapes"?

Todd said...

Thank god, I finally have a housewarming gift for you and Richard.

darci ann said...

I think there are things for the home front you just don't buy used. I think chocolate mannequin would be on my list. People just can't be trusted....

kb said...

i refuse to revisit your blog until "she" leaves. i can't handle it. i HATE her.

One Lil Aussie said...

Ooooh..I am excited at the prospect of having Luwanda living with us...thanks awfully Todd!! If you need the address, just let us know!! ;)Hmmm...I wonder if her 'fun bags' are life like? A pillow substitute. Mine is getting a little flat...

5 of 9er said...

Wow! We need that for the blegger!

classyandfancy said...

She's hot. I'd do her.

CHW said...

Outstanding find! And creepy, indeed. So did you buy it?

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Maybe it's a must-see because of jugg size you speak of. I don't think I've ever heard a gay man use the word "juggs."

K.I.D. said...

The name "chocolate mannequin" just makes me want to lick it.

Is that gross?

Julie_Gong said...

Please for the love of god post so I don't have to see this mannequin anymore.

And are juggs that big on a mannequin really necessary?

carolyn says said...

what julie_gong said, that picture gives me the creeps1 even without the juggs

C.R. III said...

I don't know the answer to any of those questions, but I'm stoked that the chocolate mannequin is in "excellent condition". I can't tell you how sick and tired I am of buying chocolate mannequins off Craigslist only to find them in something less than "excellent condition".

P.S. I think she's in "furniture" because all it would take is a piece of plate glass to make a truly conversation-starting coffee table.