Things I Learned This Weekend - Special St. Patty's Edition

In no particular order:

1. I might have become a Dewar's drinker. Jury is still deliberating, so stay tuned.
2. I've mastered the talent to actually will myself into a buzz. It is a Mad Skill and I'm going to write a book about it.
3. Despite my hatred for all things St. Patty's Day-related, I still folded to the pressure of dressing the part: green t-shirt, green underwear, and even a stupid green bowler hat (although I don't recall exactly how I got it).
4. The Lair's Club (this one) can get really lame after 2am. (Come to think of it, so can this one, since Niner bailed before 1am, Gancer bailed moments after arrival, and Classy was a no-show.)
   
5. Not Carrie Bradshaw loves "SHOTS!"
6. Cookies with sprinkles rule.
7. I never wish to never set foot in this place again (and yes, the place is as bad as their lame website suggests).
   
8. The ladies room at Big City Tap is really no different than the men's.