Friday, May 11, 2007

This Week in Google Searches

To the individuals who stumbled across my blog this week from the following Google searches, my apologies that you didn't find what you were looking for.

  • "Helen Mirren's boobs"
  • "Poon" (yay!)
  • "Wipe that grin"
  • "Automatic Slims"
  • "Hipsters suck"
  • "IKEA Persion rugs bad"
  • "Those cherry juggs"
  • "How boring whitebread am I? quiz"
  • "Food meaning monte cristo"
  • "Crocs Walgreens"
  • "Orange County monte cristo sandwiches"
  • "Ever since I can remember I've been poppin my collar" (Seriously, I get this one weekly.)
Sorry. But come back next week -- I may blog about seeing Helen Mirren (and her cherry juggs/boobs) poppin' her collar eating a monte cristo sandwich in Orange County wearing Crocs she got at Walgreens.

And poon.

13 comments:

Kadonkadonk said...

Where is this quiz of which you speak?

ReckenRoll said...

Does all this rapid fire posting mean you're back?

Eurovision Song Contest is THIS weekend.

Believe it.

One Lil Aussie said...

I don't wanna raed about next weeks Helen Mirren blog...I wanna see it!!
What are Automatic Slims?? Tiny compact cigarettes, or weight loss formula??

One Lil Aussie said...

Oh, shit..the Aussie dysklexkia strikes again...I would rather not READ about..sheesh..

ridiculous said...

heh heh. you said 'poon'.

Loaf said...

Sorry, but "Helen Mirren" and "Cherry Jugs" should just never been seen in the same sentance.

Clearly your blog it attracting a very special kind of audience :)

mysterygirl! said...

I have a bad feeling about the person looking for that quiz-- if you suspect you're white bread enough to search for empirical confirmation, you probably are pretty bad, huh?

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Shit, I didn't want to come to this site. There's no poon here . . .

"Felt on the big fat fanny, pulled out the jammy, and killed the poot-nanny."

NamesAreHardToPick said...

"IKEA persion rugs bad", haha, I like that. Just to check, I'm going to google those and see if you're right.

chuckdaddy2000 said...

I get lots of disappointed people looking for gay porn. Daddy + various things brings up my blog, although they must be really desperate b/c it's usually at like the 7th page of their search.

5 of 9er said...

I miss Paul Poon. Sniff Sniff. Wonder how he is doing these days.

classyandfancy said...

Food meaning Monte Cristo? Do you get a lot of hits from non-English speakers?

CHW said...

utterly hysterical. excellent post.