Monday, May 26, 2008

Top 10 Things I'm Doing Tonight Instead of Working on a Major Project Due Tomorrow

  1. Updating Facebook.
  2. Harassing people on Facebook.
  3. Harassing people via text message.
  4. Harassing people via phone.
  5. Updating my Flickr!
  6. Eating peanut butter straight from the jar.
  7. Vacuuming.
  8. Sending an e-mail to Amazon's customer care center to inquire why the book I ordered in February has still not been sent to me.
  9. Rationalizing how important the above things are vs. not working.
  10. Creating lame lists to post on [C]R.

11 comments:

Essentially Me said...

Holy crap you are the male version of me!!!

Michael5000 said...

That peanut butter ain't going to eat itself, after all...

Spammon said...

There's always better things to do than projects. Eating is definitely one of them.

House of Jules said...

I did 7 of those things at some point over the weekend!
Jules
House of Jules

Anonymous said...

Harassment is always a good time.

Unless it's the sexual kind, because then you get fired.

That happened to my friend. Not me.

Mr. Shain said...

i don't buy peanut butter for that exact reason.

Frank said...

I do nothing but harass people on Facebook.

Andrea said...

i love me some lists~ good one!

i knew this guy who put peanut butter on
his wee-wee...wait. sorry. i turned 19 again for a second.

classyandfancy said...

11. Used 8.45 oz of Aveda lotion on TR.

ridiculous said...

why oh why aren't we facebook friends yet?

5 of 9er said...

It's better than shooting horses.