Friday, July 11, 2008

F*ck Off Fridays: Jort Enthusiasts

Did I miss the fucking memo?


Why the fuck are these in style?

Extra fuck off points for pleats. And acid wash.

19 comments:

ADW said...

Hellooooo!! Jorts are imperative attire for the man in the collegiate wife beater and mullet.

Also, the case of Natty Lite and the Live Strong bracelet is great accessorizing.

5 of 9er said...

I'm thinking... Halloween 2008 costumes!!!

Maestro said...

I believe the last time these were popular I was living in a small white trash town and was 16. So I think that might explain a lot.

fort knocks said...

I believe the last time those were popular God was dead.

Girl Friday said...

Thanks Cherry. You ruined my weekend. I will now be haunted by images of these men for at least 48 hours.

Ryan Charisma said...

yeah white trash!

Go RED states!

surviving myself said...

and the mullet!

Spammon said...

Wait. What the hell? So now denim shorts are out of style because this website says so? Damnit. I guess I better get rid of my pair.

House of Jules said...

Jorts are SO HOT right now with the "Natural Light" drinking set.
Jules
House of Jules

Big Daddy said...

Were they ever 'in'?

Mr. Shain said...

this does not constitute an actual post...

I'm Frank said...

They're not in style.

Rather, they are worn by the tragically uncool and the hopelessly retarded.

Alison said...

Is this because I wrote about--and celebrated--jorts last week on my blog?

I'm crying right now. Too bad the denim is too rough and scratchy to wipe away my tears.

Chardsy said...

I have a close girlfriend who wears tight jorts all the time. Ugliest.Shit.Ever.

Kadonkadonk said...

That cannot be a recent picture...

radioactive girl said...

But mullets are hot.


KIDDING!

Julie_Gong said...

I just wanted to point this out to you. I know how you love those babies!

http://www.dlisted.com/node/27180

House of Jules said...

Jennifer Aniston was in People yesterday wearing WHITE jorts. I'm sure this is why Brad broke up with her.
Jules
House of Jules

blythe said...

dude. i don't take kindly to your mocking of the official state pants/shorts combo of oklahoma. also, ya'll are just jealous. you have to have a pretty sweet set of gams to pull off the jort. it's ok that you don't.