Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Jerry Falwell is Finally Dead

“Homosexuals are brute beasts...part of a vile and satanic system [that] will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven.”

“Textbooks are Soviet propaganda”

“The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability”

Re: 9/11 attacks "...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians, the ACLU... I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."

See ya in Hell, Jer-Jer!


12 comments:

Kritkrat said...

Ah, yes. He was such a classy fellow.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

He had some wack-ass theories.

Anonymous said...

Good for you Cherry Baby, I could not have articuled his quotes as well as you. I've been creaming at the telly all evening wondering why so many are now putting this monster on a pedestal. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Oopsie! Screaming at the telly.

ReckenRoll said...

Let the joyous news be spread! The wicked old witch at last is dead!

Ding Dong the Witch is DEAD.
Which old witch?
The Wicked Witch.

ryan charisma said...

Falwell's dead, mother always said speak good of the dead.

Falwell's dead,... GOOD!

JUSTIN said...

Don't forget this gem:

"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals."

I hope Falwell is on the express elevator to the sub-basement of hell.

5 of 9er said...

Ding dong the witch is dead.

Dop T said...

The only thing bad about this is that he died so quickly and didn't have a long suffering illness. Oh well.

K.I.D. said...

Don't forget his stance against the Teletubbies! Many a child was saved from homosexuality due to Jer's righteous work.

Here's to hopin' the good Lord sets him straight.

darci ann said...

what the hell. I can't logg onto blogger to update :( I finally try to get my crap togther and am locked out or something??!! Hope all is well.

And to this blog... Yeah!! Ding dong the witch is dead.

10,000 Spoons said...

reminds me of that line in the first Batman movie, where Jack Nicholson tightens the fried guy's tie and says, "you know what? I'M GLAD YOUR DEAD!!"

is that mean and shallow of me??