Thursday, February 14, 2008

Quiz

In the last two weeks have you:

  1. Not eaten a vegetable, or anything else of any significant nutritional value?
  2. Been frustrated that you have not been able to shake off the same fucking persistent cold you’ve had for the past three weeks?
  3. Broke out into laughter in public for no apparent reason, kinda like a crazy person?
  4. Broke down into tears in public for no apparent reason, kinda definitely like a crazy person?
  5. Walked 100 meters out of your way to take an escalator, just to avoid walking the flight of stairs right in front of you?
  6. Failed two Chemistry quizzes? (Granted, only worth about 1% of your grade, but still…
  7. Honestly thought – even just for a few seconds - that perhaps the Virgin Mary was speaking to you through your car radio?
  8. Gone to bed on a Saturday “night” at 5:45 in the afternoon (that’s right – afternoon – not morning), and slept all the way through until the next morning at 9am (that’s 15 hours for those counting)?
  9. Been both sad and relieved that you don’t have tickets to Friday’s Spice Girls show?

If you answered “Fuck Yeah” to ALL the above questions, then Congratulations – you’re probably me!

Be sure to throw yourself from a 7th story window at your earliest convenience.

16 comments:

Jules said...

I assume numbers 1 through 8 are because of and in direct relation to number 9.

Feel better soon, or just "Zigazig Ha"; whichever comes first.

Jules
House of Jules

Julie_Gong said...

At least 3 of those have happened to me. Does that count for anything. Possibly just that I'm just as crazy as you?

FitnessNerd said...

I'm Number 2 with you...

Oh wait, that sounded like we poo togethers...

Okay, I can't go on with this comment...

ReckenRoll said...

I LOVE THE CHERRYRIDE!!!

But would definitely feel the need to keep you away from sharp objects.

You know, for your own safety.

5 of 9er said...

I think the 6th, or even 5th, story window would suffice... don't you?

Anonymous said...

great list...

i ALWAYS hear the virgin mary talking to me thru the radio.

and i'm a HUGE fan of spontaneous crying fits in public!

andrea said...

oh, didn't mean to be anonymos!

ridiculous said...

you're me.

except for that chemistry stuff. and the virgin mary thing, but mostly that's just because i don't have a car.

classyandfancy said...

I survive on a steady diet of Sour Patch Kids and Lemonheads, and not only laugh and cry, but pee in public. I'll buy you and me a first class ticket on the Crazy Town Express (and not the one that features the band that sings "Butterfly" and whose singer in on Celebrity Rehab w/ Dr. Drew).

Mighty Dyckerson said...

We're the same alright. Except I dig chicks.

Lord Tennisanyone said...

Are you quite certain that 7 bloody floors is bloody well high enough?
I doubt that I could muster the courage to make a second attempt.

btw; Posh told me that the show was MAJAH!

radioactive girl said...

The worst for me is when I am swimming laps and think of something funny. I get the giggles and can not stop myself and before I know it I am choking on the water and laughing at the same time and all the old women on the other side of the pool doing water aerobics look at me like I am insane. Is that crazy enough for you? I've also had a cold for EVER and can't seem to shake it. I think it is the weather or something.

I'm Not Carrie Bradshaw said...

Could you at least wait to throw yourself out the window until AFTER I come visit in a month? Because that would be really selfish of you to ruin MY trip. It's all about me, after all.

Essentially Me said...

You are priceless!

Michael5000 said...

Was #7 more of an Epiphany sort of thing, or more of an insanity sort of thing?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Hang in there, Cherry!

I think you need stop and smell the sour patch kids.