Monday, February 27, 2006

Bush Cheney Bumper Sticker

Cherry is about to get all political today. This morning I was late trying to get to the pool, so of course I got stuck behind a pickup truck (on the South Side!) driving too slow with one of those "Bush-Cheney" bumper stickers. It was 5 in the morning, no other cars on the streets, and this guy is going about 30 and taking up both lanes so I couldn't pass him. So this guy pissed me off at the start of my day, and it got me thinking about his bumper sticker, and just how wrong it is.

Let's say you voted for Bush in 2000 because you didn't like Gore. And in 04 you didn't like Kerry. Fine, whatever.

And maybe
you voted for Bush (both times) because you're a Republican and you need to support the party. Which is fine, I can (sorta) respect that.

Hopefully you didn't vote for those two idiots because either:

  • you think Osama is from Iraq and by sending troops there we'll totally catch him
  • you like your SUV/pickup truck and you want Bush to start drilling in Alaska to keep the price of gas down so you can continue to drive your SUV/pickup truck
  • Jesus says homosexuality is wrong, and a vote for Kerry would be like saying it is OK for The Gays to marry, move in down the street, and become grade school teachers and make your kids go gay!
  • Ann Coulter is a hottie!
But if to this day you are out there driving around with a Bush Cheney sticker, you have to remove it from your car now, or you are just an idiot, plain and simple.

Because if you personally like either one of them, after all the crap they've done to this country, we've got big problems. Be a Republican, but just say no to those two morons.

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