Sunday, January 28, 2007

Nice to Meet You Too

My weekend can pretty much be summed up by the following incident that happened to me on Friday night...

Richard and I were hanging out with Fred & Laura and their friends at Danny's in Bucktown. I went to the bar to get us some drinks, and stood next to two women sitting at the bar. One of them looks at me - from head to toe - then turns to her friend and says:


"There are no cute guys here."


16 comments:

classyandfancy said...

Oh hipsters. Too bad by trying to be all anti all you bitches look the same!

Prashant Sridharan said...

Oh man, this happens to me all the time. It is the third most depressing thing about my life (#1 being that I can no longer throw the 14 yard out, and #2 being that when I get chest pains I actually have to worry about them).

Diana said...

I'm sorry....Those gals are messed up! You're cute! OK, I'm an old lady and old ladies don't count for shit, but I still think you're cute because you make me laugh. Thank you very much for that!

Ryan Charisma said...

Speaking as "the gay" - I think you're a cutie.

so there.

who cares what 'girls' think anyway?

They smell funny.

Shaun said...

LMAO! Anyway, so you really still want to considered cute at 30 sevenoreight? I'm with Ryan... girls are mingers.

Alannah said...

Bitch wouldn't know cute if it slapped her in the face.

A Strong Placebo said...

..and as the BF of the very very handsome and sexy [Cherry] (I'm not being biased in stating that fact), but the girls were truly 'mingin' in the most feral of ways!! Thank god for homosexuality!

Todd said...

Instinct tipped them off that you were unavailable. Thus their little brains became defensive toward your handsome good looks and they had to say it.

CHW said...

That bitch!

Was she hot?

Airam said...

What does she know!

Mood Indigo said...

All I will say is I totally came to your site originally because you were cute and was crestfallen when I found out you were gay (insert "shallow, party of one?" here). Of course by then I was hooked on your blog so I think you can chalk those girls bad vision up to one-too-many appletinis :)

RevRee said...

Did you slap her?? GRRRROWL!

Matt said...

Obviously just having a strop because she saw there were no guys she'd stand a chance with. Don't let the bitch bring you down!

5 of 9er said...

One word: Bitches.

Anonymous said...

Next time this happens, look her straight in the eye and say, "You are a cunt with a "K"!!"

Taylor said...

well she was certainly a c - u - next - tuesday if i ever heard one. chicks like that (and heavy drink pours in bars) are why i signed up for team gay in the first place!