Nice to Meet You Too
My weekend can pretty much be summed up by the following incident that happened to me on Friday night...
Richard and I were hanging out with Fred & Laura and their friends at Danny's in Bucktown. I went to the bar to get us some drinks, and stood next to two women sitting at the bar. One of them looks at me - from head to toe - then turns to her friend and says:
"There are no cute guys here."
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Oh man, this happens to me all the time. It is the third most depressing thing about my life (#1 being that I can no longer throw the 14 yard out, and #2 being that when I get chest pains I actually have to worry about them).
I'm sorry....Those gals are messed up! You're cute! OK, I'm an old lady and old ladies don't count for shit, but I still think you're cute because you make me laugh. Thank you very much for that!
Speaking as "the gay" - I think you're a cutie.
so there.
who cares what 'girls' think anyway?
They smell funny.
LMAO! Anyway, so you really still want to considered cute at 30 sevenoreight? I'm with Ryan... girls are mingers.
..and as the BF of the very very handsome and sexy [Cherry] (I'm not being biased in stating that fact), but the girls were truly 'mingin' in the most feral of ways!! Thank god for homosexuality!
Instinct tipped them off that you were unavailable. Thus their little brains became defensive toward your handsome good looks and they had to say it.
What does she know!
All I will say is I totally came to your site originally because you were cute and was crestfallen when I found out you were gay (insert "shallow, party of one?" here). Of course by then I was hooked on your blog so I think you can chalk those girls bad vision up to one-too-many appletinis :)
Did you slap her?? GRRRROWL!
Obviously just having a strop because she saw there were no guys she'd stand a chance with. Don't let the bitch bring you down!
well she was certainly a c - u - next - tuesday if i ever heard one. chicks like that (and heavy drink pours in bars) are why i signed up for team gay in the first place!
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