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What I Learned Over My Christmas Vacation
- There are some family holiday situations that not even alcohol can make better.
- It is possible to eat your own body weight in sugar.
- It only takes about 3 days to forget what gifts you got for Christmas.
- I do enjoy a drink called the “Bahama Mama” especially when an extra shot of vodka is added.
- You can get 12 hours of sleep and still be tired enough to take an afternoon nap.
- I really really miss HGTV and TLC.
- The mere act of crossing the state line into Indiana can make you 10 pounds fatter.
- I won’t implode if I spend more that 24 hours away from my computer.
- While historically considered really lame songs, Madonna’s “Holiday” and Kool & the Gang’s “She’s Fresh” aren’t so bad after a few glasses of champagne.
15 comments:
Dude. Holiday is one of the greatest songs of ALL TIME.
Of course, anything is better with champagne.
"She's Fresh" needs a couple bottles of champagne... not a couple glasses.
Agree with Lori. How do you rip on Holiday? It hurts cherry. It really hurts.
Lori beat me to the punch. "Holiday" rules. Every song is better with champagne. Even songs from musicals.
I once had the idea of making a douche commercial set to the song "She's Fresh" and it would show a girl, smiling knowingly because she has a peachy clean vagina, walking along a street and flowers would bloom in her footsteps and all the men would stop to stare at her.
I know a douche named Cherry Ride... he likes to fly. Big deal. I want my umbrella back!
Right after reading this entry I started downloading "Fresh." Then I downloaded "Cherish" and "Joanna."
Glasses of Champagne consumed: ZERO.
I agree completely on point #6. I would also add the Oxygen and Style Networks. Have you seen Campus Ladies or Splint Ends?
P.S. I need those songs from Dr. Ken, but he forgot to down load "Get Down On It" by K&TG.
Oh no you didn't!
You dissed one of the quintessential Madonna songs of last century?
Nuh uh. (notice my head weaving to and fro)
champagne makes everything better :)
classy have you see the bad girls club on oxygen. my new favorite show. those girls are idiots and i love every second of their madness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNvI1FNqKFQ
the beginning of this clip is way funnier than all the fighting but i couldn't find it so this will have to do.
LOVE LOVE LOVE Bad Girls Club. That whole episode where the girl freaks out like crazy, gets thrown in the pool,passes out, and then attacks people in their beds? AWESOME!!
Interesting things you learned over Christmas.
RIPSI!
Campus Ladies.
Let's get a room, you guys.
I'm buying.
Amen to #1. That pretty much sums up my holidays!
I'm with you on #1 as well. Alcohol may not make it better, but it does give the illusion of passing faster!
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