Thursday, January 04, 2007

What I Learned Over My Christmas Vacation

  1. There are some family holiday situations that not even alcohol can make better.
  2. It is possible to eat your own body weight in sugar.
  3. It only takes about 3 days to forget what gifts you got for Christmas.
  4. I do enjoy a drink called the “Bahama Mama” especially when an extra shot of vodka is added.
  5. You can get 12 hours of sleep and still be tired enough to take an afternoon nap.
  6. I really really miss HGTV and TLC.
  7. The mere act of crossing the state line into Indiana can make you 10 pounds fatter.
  8. I won’t implode if I spend more that 24 hours away from my computer.
  9. While historically considered really lame songs, Madonna’s “Holiday” and Kool & the Gang’s “She’s Fresh” aren’t so bad after a few glasses of champagne.


Lori Mocha said...

Dude. Holiday is one of the greatest songs of ALL TIME.

Of course, anything is better with champagne.

5 of 9er said...

"She's Fresh" needs a couple bottles of champagne... not a couple glasses.

Julie_Gong said...

Agree with Lori. How do you rip on Holiday? It hurts cherry. It really hurts.

Alannah said...

Lori beat me to the punch. "Holiday" rules. Every song is better with champagne. Even songs from musicals.

I once had the idea of making a douche commercial set to the song "She's Fresh" and it would show a girl, smiling knowingly because she has a peachy clean vagina, walking along a street and flowers would bloom in her footsteps and all the men would stop to stare at her.

5 of 9er said...

I know a douche named Cherry Ride... he likes to fly. Big deal. I want my umbrella back!

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Right after reading this entry I started downloading "Fresh." Then I downloaded "Cherish" and "Joanna."

Glasses of Champagne consumed: ZERO.

classyandfancy said...

I agree completely on point #6. I would also add the Oxygen and Style Networks. Have you seen Campus Ladies or Splint Ends?

P.S. I need those songs from Dr. Ken, but he forgot to down load "Get Down On It" by K&TG.

Ryan Charisma said...

Oh no you didn't!

You dissed one of the quintessential Madonna songs of last century?

Nuh uh. (notice my head weaving to and fro)

Mood Indigo said...

champagne makes everything better :)

Julie_Gong said...

classy have you see the bad girls club on oxygen. my new favorite show. those girls are idiots and i love every second of their madness.

the beginning of this clip is way funnier than all the fighting but i couldn't find it so this will have to do.

classyandfancy said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE Bad Girls Club. That whole episode where the girl freaks out like crazy, gets thrown in the pool,passes out, and then attacks people in their beds? AWESOME!!

Rose said...

Interesting things you learned over Christmas.

Lori Mocha said...


Campus Ladies.

Let's get a room, you guys.

I'm buying.

I'm Not Carrie Bradshaw said...

Amen to #1. That pretty much sums up my holidays!

Matt said...

I'm with you on #1 as well. Alcohol may not make it better, but it does give the illusion of passing faster!