Monday, June 16, 2008

... And, I'm Back

As you are all tired of seeing the same "It's My Birfday" post for the last week, I've been trying hard to come up with something new and exciting to replace it but frankly I've been coming up a little short.

I thought about writing about how I went to a birthday party Friday night (not my own) and gave a virtually-complete stranger my brand new $250 watch (which was, ironically enough, a birthday present to myself) with no real plan on how to get it back; or how a friend confided to me that I'm his "Number Two Gay" (I thought I was his Number One); or how my new favorite pants may or may not possibly give me the ole moose knuckle; or how awesome it is to try to stand on your bicycle seat while riding through the streets of Roscoe Village at 2:30 am on a Saturday morning; or how Katherine Heigl confirmed today what I've been saying for months now, which is that she is indeed bat-shit crazy; or how I had to explain to my father on Father's Day that when he's feeling thirsty he should try drinking a glass of water instead of a can of Diet Coke because it might be healthier for him and better for his diabetes (he took the news as if it was some newly discovered medical breakthrough that he'd never heard before) or how people need to lay off my Celine Dion incident/confession.

But those are all pretty much self-explanatory.

So I got nothin.

14 comments:

Mr. Shain said...

when all else fails, you can always blog about what you may or may not be doing on craigslist. i mean, 'allegedly' doing on craigslist.

or just blog about the crow shorts (which have failed to make a blog appearance this summer!).

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Really, Shain? We went there?

O, and don't worry - the reverseable crow shorts will be out in full force this coming weekend.

Essentially Me said...

Hey do you have any more sharting incidents?

Those are always good blog fodder!

:)

Girl Friday said...

Did you get the watch back? I hate when some piece of clothing I love, loves me back...too much. If it needs to cling that close to my "areas" I must insist it remain in the wardrobe.

fort knocks said...

Everyone's favorite pants give them moose knuckle. That's what makes them favorite pants. Ok, maybe that's just me.

5 of 9er said...

But it is CELINE DION. It would be different if it was anyone different... but it's CELINE DION. Have you might need more help than we can give you.

classyandfancy said...

You are cordially invited to my birfday party. I need a new watch, a sparkly one.

surviving myself said...

That picture of Heigl is awesome.

ReckenRoll said...

You are my #1 gay. Well, maybe my #2 gay. Hmm. No. Def, #1 gay.


We may need to have a gay off.

Mr. Shain said...

went where? what are you even talking about?

FitnessNerd said...

You're, at least, my #10 gay. Though you might be my #1 gay blogger buddy that I don't see on a regular basis (re: at all). Try fitting that on a sash! :)

BTW..The Mean Girls are coming up for Market Days. We should grab a cocktail or 10.

I'm Frank said...

The best presents ever are the ones I've given myself. Usually because I forget what I bought so it comes as a complete surprise.

Rob said...

Another idea for your next blog post -- more details about why you gave a stranger your $250 watch!

Alannah said...

You're far and away my #1 gay blog friend.

Happy Belated Birthday! I'm an a-hole for forgetting to tell you earlier.

I've got nothing new and exciting either. We gotta shake things up in here....