Friday, June 15, 2007

I Am Awake With Big Boobs (Friday Thoughts)


  • I did something drastic and purchased a 6-month locker rental at my gym the other day. Which means one of two things: I am either getting serious about going to the gym on a regular basis, or I'm a complete fool who likes to waste money. Time will tell.
  • Confession: Richard and I ate White Castles yesterday. Unbelievably, it was his first time there, and my first time in 16 years. It was good. Diiiiirty good. I shouldn't admit this, but we spent $25 there (and that's not including the gas it took to get all the way up to Edgewater) -- twenty-five dollars!!!! Richard wrote about it too, and you can see an actual photo of the carnage here.
  • Heading to the Randolph St. Fest tonight for beer, giant BBQ turkey legs and Fountains of Wayne.
  • Tomorrow is the first summer trip to Indiana to drink Wacko Mackos and eat a variety of Hostess products. Lookout Cooter!
  • Chances that I'll see the new Fantastic Four movie this weekend (even though I know it is going to suck ass): 60%
  • There's a new posting over at The Liar's Club. Check it out, leave a comment and stop by regularly. Those good people need your support!
Highlights from this week's Google/MSN/Yahoo searches that brought people to my site (excluding the usual suspects: "Helen Mirren's boobs", "Ever Since I Can Remember I've Been Poppin' My Collar" and "cherry juggs"):
  • "I am awake with big boobs"
  • "I have one calf muscle bigger than the other"
  • "I am pathetic and fat"
  • "Trans fat my ass"
  • "How not to be boring"
  • "Riding London Tube is like smoking two cigarettes" (which I've been told is actually true, which means I smoked about six packs in the 7 weeks I lived there. Shit.)

21 comments:

Mr. Shain said...

$25 is a shitload to spend at whitecastle. yes, that was a pun.... guess you're compensating for the locker rental? which gym is it? does anderson cooper also go there? i've heard a lot about how gay that gym is. also, "i am pathetic and fat" was be trying to find Bee-Spot's blog. sorry 'bout that!

5 of 9er said...

Try to make it to see Broken West @ 5:30 tonight... they are fantastic!

blythe said...

sorry - "i am awake with big boobs" was me trying to find shain's blog. buddy, i think it's time to spend a little QT with the coop at the gym to firm up those pecs. man boobs so aren't in this summer. in fact, i would suggest not even writing about white castle. it'll go straight to your ass.

NamesAreHardToPick said...

That's funny because Americans still have the highest rate of lung cancer in the world even though we have one of the lowest rates of smoking.

classyandfancy said...

You should make this the next conquest on your list: Chikie's Beef on 28th & Pulaski
http://www.skilletdoux.com/2006/03/the_beefoff_cha.
html

They have what's called a gravy there which is an Italian Beef bun sans beef dipped in you guessed it, gravy. So DELICIOUS as a side item!!!

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Mr. Shain: I doubt very highly that Anderson Cooper goes to my gym. Even if he lived in Chicago, he still wouldn't go.

Niner: I have to work 'til 6. Doh! So Richard and i will be meeting up with you a bit later. I hope you are bringing your Zune for me to check out.

Blythe: "It'll go straight to your ass" -- too late.

Names: Well I suppose you can add me to the lung caner list. Had I known this fact before I left I probably would have just started smoking, period. Then I at least could have gotten something out of it.

Classy: I knew you would come through with another suggestion. You have to take us there.

Jenny! said...

Sliders are the shit! When I was pregnant that was all I wanted to eat the last few weeks...I think I was subconciously hoping it would slide the baby out!

Look out cooter, my dong is coming...or do you have a friend named cooter???

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Jenny - Ha! No, Cooter is sadly somebody's name.

lp said...

$25 you say...remind me to never send 9er with you to White Castle then, as you three will order the freakin' 100 pack :).

Mr. Shain said...

Anderson Cooper is in Chicago all the time. He stays at the Whitehall. He won't stop talking about your blog--I figured he might be stalking you a little at the gym....

Blythe, at least you can find my blog on google... zing indeed.

Captain Corky said...

Whatever you do don't abandon your lock dude. Nothing is sadder than a lock that has been abandon at the gym.

I am hopeful for Fantastic Four 2. The first one sucked, but it didn't super suck. Now Electra super sucked!

captain corky said...

I don't know why I did that.

blythe said...

cherry - my comment was to shain - i didn't make that very clear.

you go right ahead and do it up at the white castle. it's the food of gods.

also, it was near this time last year that i too was enjoying giant turkey legs and fountains of wayne (but in greenfield, ma). it's a good time. have fun!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Skip the gym and rent a booth at White Castle.

Betty Boob Hug said...

I think several of the aforementioned title searches could have very easily come out of my journal - from the one day! Scary huh?

Grad School Reject said...

Jenny stole my line regarding "Lookout Cooter." It still made me laugh.

Enjoy Fountains of Wayne, and tell that White Castle story with pride. Sliders fucking rule.

Airam said...

The first one made me laugh because that is the story of my life!!!

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

How was your shitting after the sliders? After a particularly gluttonous experience at "Whities," my poop smelled JUST like sliders for two days.

Ellen Aim said...

Actually my favorite one is "how not to be boring." I like to think it was a genuine search, which makes it so depressing.

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Where's the big boobs you are awake with? hehehe Congratulations on the locker rental. Good idea going to the gym. Exercise is good.
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