Friday, June 08, 2007

Pepperidge Farms Racist

If you haven't already, hop over to Bridget Jones and help her launch her new campaign called "Tupperware Secret." It's like Post Secret, except with Tupperware (and yeah, it was my idea).

I just remembered, then found, my first-ever attempt at a blog (two entries back in July of 2003 when Blogger was a piss-ant little site without much HTML capabilities), which was just as riveting as my current blog is. After this one I went on to my own website - now defunct - then MSN Spaces. So I'm officially a Blogging Whore. Curious as to when any of you started blogging?

Without further ado, highlights from this week's Google/MSN/Yahoo! searches that led people to my blog (excluding the old standards - "Helen Mirren's boobs" and "Ever Since I Can Remember I've Been Poppin' My Collar" - which I get on a daily basis):

  • Really random ones: "tranny wives", "trannie vacation" (which I swear I've seen on Skinemax), "bitches from Sutton Bay", "where to buy vegemite in Tucson", "purple phlegm", "Pebbles Girlfriend blogspot", "KFC toy Alba" and "pepperidge farms racist" (which I think is an awesome name for a band)
  • And the X-rated ones: "ride and suck", "titts out in public", "cherry tattoos on the ass" "hang titts" and "blogspot juggs."
Oh yeah - and it's my birfday weekend!

Have a good weekend, y'all.


Catherinette Singleton said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I love you, Cherry Ride. You are my hero.

I want "tranny wives" to lead to my blog too!

Ryan Charisma said...

Happy Birthday to you!

lp said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CHERRY (a.k.a. "the most beautiful man in the universe")...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! Love ya sweetie! xo :)
p.s. maybe the Aussie and I can sweet talk the Charm School girls into throwing you a birthday party like the one they threw for Mo'Nique last week...though you may not want to eat the cake ;).

5 of 9er said...

Happy Birthday weekend... since today is not your birthday.

And stop blogging around... you are kind of whore-ish in that way.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Bridge - thanks for the e-card. I'm hopeful that the Tupperware thing takes off. I'll be sending you mine soon.

Charisma - thanks.

LP - I would love a party with the Charm School girls. As long as we can bring Shatar back for it. I want Becky to perform a birthday rap for me.

Niner - c'mon - I hardly ever have the chance to do a "birthday weekend" so throw me a bone here!

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

You do realize that every time you post thing people search for, you increase the chances that the same search will find your site.

What would a "trannie vacation" be like? That has sit-com written all over it.

lp said...

Oh indeed...maybe we can use 9er's magic time machine fridge and bring her back..then we can choose which awesome ball gown we want her to appear in..I'm thinking the one she wore to the Firestone Winery. Oh I am SO getting you a Buck Wild t-shirt for your birthday! :)

Alannah said...

I'm going to have my tits out in public all weekend in honor of your birthday!

carolyn says said...

happy birthday, i'll be thinking of topless helen mirren and creepy mannequins in honor of you!

michael5000 said...

Trannie Vacation, all I ever wanted
Trannie Vacation, got to get away....

Happy Birthday [Cherry] Ride! I'm sure the year won't suck.

Hey, how do you find out what search terms led to you, anyway? Those results are AWESOME! And highly creepy.

Buying vegemite in Tucson,

ridiculous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! hope you're doing something fun!

classyandfancy said...

WHAT!!! Your birthday! Have a good one! You should go to the thrift store and sell your stripper clothes to get some extra cash for the weekend. I'm going out to buy you a case of moist ointment & a some DD gift cards.

classyandfancy said...

I turned Italian there for a second. (a some)

Dop said...

I guess the tranny stuff is all my fault. But I still want to go tranny hunting with you.

Happy birthday as well! Free to grab a tea or coffee anyplace other than the standbys?

KAZ said...

Hi Cherry
I thought I was the top for Helen's tits (sulks).

Happy birthday anyway.

KAZ said...

Just checked and I'm no 1 for Helen Mirren's boobs now. Mainly because of your comment.
So you will be top again soon.
I'll shut up now!

Loaf said...

Happy Birthday To You!

And you still look younger than me, not fair!!

And thanks for the reminder your question gave me; almost a year that I've been blogging myself, and nearly missed my own anneversary! Plus, your blog was one of the first that got me started :)

Anonymous said...

happy birthday hotstuff x

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I started blogging back in the early 70s, which was rather difficult since blogging hadn't really been invented yet. I'd just type random shit on a piece of paper and tape it to the TV screen.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Hey, Cherry, since you're the techy of the group, I think you should make a cool logo/link to the Liars Club page, so that we get better readership. What do you think? Good idea? Do I need to stop being a pain in the butt? Should I just shut up and take a tranny vacation?

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Then we'd all pasted the cool links to our pages, and prominently display them. Yeah?

Pink said...

Happy birffday.

one day you'll find a blog you want to settle down with. Maybe then you'll have some little sidebars.

but until that time...if you're going to blog around, make sure you use a firewall.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Big Boy.

love betty.

(I think you've had enough happy birthdays)

P.s I am doing the tupperware secret this afternoon. I'm excited!

K.I.D. said...

Happy Belated Birthday!!!

Airam said...

Hope you had a good birfday weekend!!!