Monday, June 25, 2007

Whatta Bunch of Baloney

It's time for my annual post about GW. Normally, I would save it for a time when he's done something really, really retarded (by GW standards), but I saw this on Food & Wine.com (via Gawker -- 'cuz I ain't no fancy food and wine person) today and felt that, yep, this was gonna be it.

When the president of the most powerful nation on earth and leader of the free world (yeah, it turns my stomach a little to write those words) stays at the Waldorf-Astoria, he eats bologna sandwiches. From F&W.com writer Kate Krader:


"...but I do know that when President George Bush stays at the hotel, he likes to order bologna sandwiches on white bread with mayonnaise, with Doritos on the side. Apparently that counts as a special order since the hotel doesn’t stock Wonder Bread, the President’s favorite."


There are so many disturbing things about the above paragraph I don't know where to begin. You're at the Waldorf-Astoria, and you're eating processed meats made for five-year old children. On the shittiest "bread" ever made (let's be real - Wonder is to bread as powdered milk is to, well, milk). I didn't realize adults ate bologna. Let alone Wonder Bread. If we didn't already have enough reason to impeach him, shouldn't this be it?

[Here's our boy, looking out the window, likely dreaming of a giant delicious Oscar Meyer & Wonder Bread sammich.]

22 comments:

Jenny! said...

At least he has mayo slathered on it! Yum...mayo! The Wonder bread may be the reason he has aweful speech...that cheap ass bread gets all stuck on the roof of your mouth!

Prashant Sridharan said...

Iraq, torture, Katrina, health care, taxes, and Wonder Bread. I can't believe this guy is the president of this great country. Unreal.

Mr. Shain said...

i've never had wonderbread. although when my mother took me with her to the market when i was a little kid, i enjoyed squeezing the bag because the bread was so soft. i desperately wanted to try it, but my mother never bought pre-packaged bread. now, i'm not so into the idea anymore.

this tid-bit is all very george W. some americans find this shit endearing and wholesome. and in small doses these things certainly can be cute. the problem with W is that this is IT. it's not a special treat that he eats wonderbread when he's staying in NY; it's that he eats it all the fucking time. it's not that he gets passionate about american liberty and makes a hot-headed racist remark; it's that he's just a racist prick. it's not that he plays up his quaint populist ideals when he's on his ranch in texas; it's that he's a fucking populist republican moron. indeed.

Kadonkadonk said...

Screw Wonder Bread, it's all about Twinkies!

Airam said...

OMG that caption under the picture had me in stitches!

michael5000 said...

Mmmm.... Doritos.....

Diana said...

This post has left me speechless. I'm ashamed to have to claim this idiot as POTUS.

blythe said...

even a five year old knows to slap a kraft single on that bad boy. come on, W.

KAZ said...

I don't think we have 'bologna' in UK. Unless his friend Tony (our ex prime minister) had it imported specially for him.

Chris said...

Why am I not surprised?

What a stupid, punk-ass bitch. I wonder if Barbara has to come and cut the crust off for him.

Catherinette Singleton said...

He is as boring and dull as that bologna sandwich he eats. Rat bastard.

NamesAreHardToPick said...

Right, he bans supplements all the time because of health risks and then turns around and eats shit like that. Hypocrite.

Step Right Up said...

Trade that mayo in for Miracle Whip and put the Doritos ON the sandwich instead of to the side and I'd eat it, too.

Yes, really. Don't hate.

chuckdaddy2000 said...

"My president has a first name, it's R-T-A-R-D".

Is the next election really over a year away?

classyandfancy said...

Hey! Wonder bread has the best packaging. It makes me want to go go dance. I'm giving it some points for that.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

GW is undoubtedly an idiot, but what the fuck is wrong with Wonder Bread? What do you eat, Merita??!

southernchickie said...

He reminds me more and more of Slingblade.. "I'm like me them balonie samwiches, uh-huh".

captain corky said...

I didn't realize human beings still ate bologna!

Sunshine McThunderkitty said...

does he have Bab's remove the crusts and cut it into triangles for him?

When will this end? Get rid of him you guys!!!

Shaun (needs to get out more) said...

There's nothing tastier than a bit of sausage in a couple of soft white baps.

K.I.D. said...

All famous people do shit like that. It's their way of wielding power.

When I'm rich and famous, I am going to make the Four Seasons wip me up a chili-frito pie.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I just bought some bologna, and I don't know what the fuck I was thinking when I bought it. It's has that meat sweat on it. Ugh!! Well, maybe if I choke enough of it down I can be president.