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Whatta Bunch of Baloney
It's time for my annual post about GW. Normally, I would save it for a time when he's done something really, really retarded (by GW standards), but I saw this on Food & Wine.com (via Gawker -- 'cuz I ain't no fancy food and wine person) today and felt that, yep, this was gonna be it.
When the president of the most powerful nation on earth and leader of the free world (yeah, it turns my stomach a little to write those words) stays at the Waldorf-Astoria, he eats bologna sandwiches. From F&W.com writer Kate Krader:
"...but I do know that when President George Bush stays at the hotel, he likes to order bologna sandwiches on white bread with mayonnaise, with Doritos on the side. Apparently that counts as a special order since the hotel doesn’t stock Wonder Bread, the President’s favorite."
There are so many disturbing things about the above paragraph I don't know where to begin. You're at the Waldorf-Astoria, and you're eating processed meats made for five-year old children. On the shittiest "bread" ever made (let's be real - Wonder is to bread as powdered milk is to, well, milk). I didn't realize adults ate bologna. Let alone Wonder Bread. If we didn't already have enough reason to impeach him, shouldn't this be it?
[Here's our boy, looking out the window, likely dreaming of a giant delicious Oscar Meyer & Wonder Bread sammich.]
16 comments:
At least he has mayo slathered on it! Yum...mayo! The Wonder bread may be the reason he has aweful speech...that cheap ass bread gets all stuck on the roof of your mouth!
Iraq, torture, Katrina, health care, taxes, and Wonder Bread. I can't believe this guy is the president of this great country. Unreal.
Screw Wonder Bread, it's all about Twinkies!
OMG that caption under the picture had me in stitches!
Mmmm.... Doritos.....
even a five year old knows to slap a kraft single on that bad boy. come on, W.
I don't think we have 'bologna' in UK. Unless his friend Tony (our ex prime minister) had it imported specially for him.
Trade that mayo in for Miracle Whip and put the Doritos ON the sandwich instead of to the side and I'd eat it, too.
Yes, really. Don't hate.
"My president has a first name, it's R-T-A-R-D".
Is the next election really over a year away?
Hey! Wonder bread has the best packaging. It makes me want to go go dance. I'm giving it some points for that.
He reminds me more and more of Slingblade.. "I'm like me them balonie samwiches, uh-huh".
I didn't realize human beings still ate bologna!
does he have Bab's remove the crusts and cut it into triangles for him?
When will this end? Get rid of him you guys!!!
There's nothing tastier than a bit of sausage in a couple of soft white baps.
All famous people do shit like that. It's their way of wielding power.
When I'm rich and famous, I am going to make the Four Seasons wip me up a chili-frito pie.
I just bought some bologna, and I don't know what the fuck I was thinking when I bought it. It's has that meat sweat on it. Ugh!! Well, maybe if I choke enough of it down I can be president.
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