I Like To Talk to Myself After Drinking

This evening I was in the kitchen at a party all alone since everyone was outside on the deck. Naturally, I decided to have a conversation with myself while I was pouring a drink.
Me: "This music sounds familar. Is it the Kaiser Chiefs?"
Me: "Hmmm, not sure. It does sound like them."
Me: "Yeah, I agree."

Just then I looked up from my drink and saw a woman across the room staring at me.

In situations like that, there's really not a whole lot you can do to bounce back. You pretty much have to just leave the room. So I did. Luckily we left the party soon after that, but I'm sure I'd be forever known as "that guy who talks to himself at parties" if I ever ran into these people again.