Stimulating Conversations with the Locals - Pt. I

Sunday night after the Shins concert, standing in line at Hungry Jack's.
Drunk guy: Hey, your shirt. It's almost a pink color.
Me: Yes.
Drunk guy: It's like salmon colored.
Me: Yes.
Drunk guy: It's a little gay. Don't get me wrong. I'm a metro-sexual just like the next guy. But if you don't mind me saying, your shirt is a little gay.
Me: Well, you're the one that called it "salmon."
Drunk guy: Good point. Good point.