Some Thoughts on 2006

Things I Could Do Without in 2006:

1. Nicole Ritchie – she’s gross.
2. American Apparel Ads – they’re gross.
3. “Times New Roman” font (esp. as the default in Word)
4. Swass
5. Sizzle Reels
6. Tom Cruise
7. Piercings
8. “On no you di-int!”
9. The Eurovision Song Contest
10. Those photos with the little babies dressed as flowers
11. My humps. Or your humps, or anybody’s humps, really.
12. T-shirts with stupid, lame sexual double-entendre references, like “Woody’s Longboards” or “Cleveland Coffee Roasters – Start Your Day with a Cleveland Steamer!”
13. Another iPod product. Seriously, let’s give it a rest Steve.
14. Nickelback

Things I Could Have More of in 2006:

1. Arrested Development
2. Crimped hair (on women or men)
3. More jokes/comments about Your Momma
4. Eurovision Song Contest Parties
5. Cadbury Malt Crisps
6. Limahl
7. Rockin’ to the Beat
8. Stevie Nicks
9. Kilts
10. Pink (the color, not the singer)
11. Merino Wool
12. Cornhole (the game, not the other thing)
13. Moo n' Oink