Day of Lists

Three things that are scaring the bejesus out of me today:

1. Bird Flu is (finally) spreading through human contact.
2. And if Bird Flu doesn't kill us all, then an asteroid on April 23, 2036 will.
3. Someone let Ginger Spice breed. And name her own children.

Two bands whose bandwagon I won't be jumping on:

1. Arctic Monkeys - admit it, you don't like them either. How could you? You just heard their name tossed around and thought liking them would be cool. Trust me, nobody will be listening to these guys by February. Plus, it's bad when pop princess trio does a remake of your song and its better than your version.
2. Wolfmother - Christ, I'm tired of hearing about these guys already. Don't get me wrong, their music WAS good - when it was done by Ozzy Osbourne the first time around.

Case in point, I was talking the other day to a friend (whose name I won't mention because I don't want to embarrass him and, besides, he's supposed to get me a t-shirt) who told me how he was looking forward to seeing both acts at this weekend's Sasquatch Music Festival. When I pointed out that both bands do actually suck, he said "Yeah you're right."

One thing I WILL be doing this weekend:

1. X-Men III. Oh yeah bitches.