Friday, November 24, 2006

50 Questions

ToddSpot tagged me with one of those "50 Questions" viral things. (Seriously Todd, did it have to be 50? Couldn't we do 10?) Which I'm not really into but I don't want to offend since I don't know him very well (if/when I do know him better I'd just tell him to fuck off ;-). My apologies in advance to the three people I'm tagging next -- Jader, Dr. Ken, and Wingman -- but you're free to tell me to shove it.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I got to step it up at the gym.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
None. I hardly ever have cash on me.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with “door?”
Floor. (This a lame question, or am I missing something?)

4. Favorite planet?
I guess I’ll say Pluto, because it’s no longer a planet and I’m a rebel like that.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Krista. I’m always missing her calls.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
I don’t have any.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Black t-shirt.

8. Do you “label” yourself?
Other people are much better at that than I am.

9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?

10. Bright or Dark Room?
I prefer the dark.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
He seems to have nice things.

12. What does your watch look like?
It’s a basic brown Fossil watch that my brother gave to me last year before my trip to New Zealand and Australia.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Plotting to take over the world. Or sleeping. Can't remember which.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Rather not say.

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
I wish I knew.

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
I drop the f-bomb all the time - it makes me happy.

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?

18. Last furry thing you touched?
My dog Rawley.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Two pills a day, both prescribed by my doctor. Plus a crapload of M&Ms, which are kinda like a drug.

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
None. Random.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Twenty. I could write a novel -- a good one too! -- about everything that happened to me when I was twenty.

22. Your worst enemy?
“Always love. Hate will get you every time.”

23. What is your current desktop picture?
Train station in Wellington, NZ at night.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
“It's called parkour.”

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Fly. I could make a million from public appearances.

26. Do you like someone?
Yes. [What are we, 12?]

27. The last song you listened to?
“Shake Your Ass” by the Lovemakers (they’re the next Scissor Sisters)

28. What time of day were you born?
9:45 am

29. What’s your favorite number?

30. Where did you live in 1987?
Chicago and DeKalb, IL.

31. Are you jealous of anyone?
Nope. Jealousy is the worst emotion and I don’t buy into it.

32. Is anyone jealous of you?
Not likely. Unless it is someone who is jealous of awesome panda costumes.

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In bed. (I had the day off from work and it was only 6 am in Portland.)

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Drop the f-bomb and shake them around.

35. Do you consider yourself kind?

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I already have three but if I got another one it would be between my shoulder blades, at the base of my neck.

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?

38. Would you move for the person you loved?

39. Are you touchy feely?

40. What’s your life motto?
Still looking for one, so in the meantime “Popozao!” will just have to do.

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?

42. What’s your favorite town/city?

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
A Coke Zero.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
March 2005, I think.

45. Can you change the oil on a car?

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
She was living in Missouri.

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
Not very far – my grandfather on both sides (pathetic I know).

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
Black suit. Job interview.

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Legs are a little sore from running.

50. Have you been burned by love?
What does that mean, exactly?


NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Watch this video.

You don't carry cash? You're going to have to the next time we go to The Liar's Club. Cash only. The Naked Guy only takes cash too, unless he's equipped to run a debit card through his bottocks.

Todd said...

I nearly choked on my breakfast this morning when I saw that you actually responded to this shockingly-ridiculous-long-assed meme.