Earth Day
Happy Earth Day!Here's how I'll be celebrating:
- Taking Wendell G. out for an all-natural fruit smoothie.
- Doing this to every SUV driver I see (except I'll be flipping the "V" instead of the finger).
- Choosing not to shower today. Or use toilet paper.*
* This is really no different than any other day, though.
13 comments:
Is Earth Day supposed to be the Earth's birthday? How did someone figure that out? If everyone in the world sang happy birthday at the same time, could we hear it in space?
i've been scratching my head trying to come up with an idea of how to celebrate earth day, not using toilet paper seems like the perfect solution.
thanks.
I've only been able to cut it back to one-ply. I applaud your efforts!
Rock on, granola brother.
1. Wendell is a lucky bastard.
2. Well done. You could also shout "V-you and the h2 you rode in on!"
3. O.K. you're hardcore. Can you atleast try dead leaves or something of that sort?
H.E.D. to you as well.
i'll dump some sugar in the gas tank of an SUV... muwahahah...ha
Tell me that you'll at least douche today.
Spammon:: I don't think so. I think Earth's birthday is actually March 2nd.
D:: Join the anti-TP revolution!
Paul:: Yeah - it's all or nothing with me.
Ben:: I'm not really granola. More the artificial sugary stuff that's sometimes used to hold granloa together.
Jake:: Dead leaves give me chafing.
MiniJB:: Or that.
Classy:: "Summer's Eve" is my middle name.
You have a very fresh sounding middle name. All for now.
Jules
House of Jules
I celebrated by walking everywhere today and not driving.
This may have been due to the fact that I don't own a car and all the drunken football players have already wrecked all the campus bikes.
No toilet paper! GACK@!
So I can't leave a comment on your newest post so I'm leaving it here. Working at home can suck! It zaps your energy and makes anything else that might make ya feel lonely 10 times worse. I'm totally confident that this is just a bump in the road - sucks that there are dips along the way to fabulousness but sometimes ya just have to deal. Just think how different life is sure to look 2 years from now? You should give the teenager and 20-something the V and leave it at that.
What Mood Indigo sez.
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