Tuesday, August 22, 2006


Results from last week's CRQOW are in:

  • Of 57 voters, 25% of you think Tom Cruise should be zapped up by aliens.
  • In close second, with 12 votes, is George Bush.
  • Paris and Kevin Federline tied for third place.
  • Surprisingly, 11 of you thought Stylin' Rob needs to go. Poor SR.
  • Jessica Simpson also got some votes, but does anyone really care?

UPDATE: It appears Paramount Pictures paid close attention to this week's CRQOW (which,as I suspected, is very influential in the social, political and entertainment realms) and dropped Cruise's contract.

Goodbye to you too, Tommy-Boy.

A new rather topical CRQOW appears to the right. Enjoy.


Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I think Mel Gibson should get some votes, don't you? I'm not going to say he should be nailed to a cross or anything, but maybe make him carry it a few hundred miles and whip him a little.

classyandfancy said...

I believe that the "Sky Mall" catalogue should not be a selection in the CRQOW. It is the only way I can keep up with the desires of the everyday consumer. But, I must admit, it would be even better if it was a Fingerhut catalogue that was gently nestled against the barf bag.