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Finally a Spammer Gets It Right
I have a Hotmail address (one of 3) that has nothing in it but spam. I rarely ever open any mails but Hallelujah!
Unlike the "keep her excited all night long"* and "fake Rolex"** and "your black market Asian baby is ready for delivery!"*** type mails I usually get, finally one that gets the target right. A $100 gift certificate to DD would potentially last me through Labor Day!
* I usually forward these along to the Gancer.
** I'll be forwarding these along to Classy, since fake Rolexes are indeed "classy".
*** I usually send these along to Tartuffery.
6 comments:
I can help you spend your money there. Would if it were like Brewster's Millions, like you could spend that $100 and get $100,000 in donut money!!! Well, that's just me. Dreaming about donuts. Again.
Dr. Ken loves him some donuts. Too bad he let a mighty fine dozen get eaten by rodentia. What a waste of 6 bucks.
Pass on those Rolex mails to me pronto! Although I will purchase six for me (three for each arm), I think I have a trench coat or a briefcase that will fit the rest that I purchase. I will then proceed to head down to State Street. Direct Loans, start looking for a fat check from moi.
How many munchkins could you buy with $100?? Sweet Jesus it boggles the mind.
that's f'in awesome. But it can't beat the "Big Beautiful Women" spam I got. BBW - that's an acronym we all need to know and love.
My spam is all about something called hoodia. whatever that is. yours sounds so much more interesting...
I hate those FREE* signs with asterisks. They get my cheapness/gullibleness every time...
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