Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Fo Shizzle My Orbizzle

A Cherry Ride high-five to Snoop Dogg for falling o-so-far from relevancy.
I seem to remember a time when it was generally believed you were an important voice in Hip-Hop; when you "was representin' the Pound and Death Row"; when whities were afraid of you
(what with that whole murder rap incident); and then frat boys bought Doggystle so they could be "street" like you and then started imitating that whole "izzle" talk. And then you made some porn videos and had a speaking role in "Starsky and Hutch" (wtf?).

And now you're shilling
Orbit gum. Laaaiidd Back!

So I suppose the
Summer's Eve "Not So Fresh Feeling" tour with Black Eyed Peas must be right around the corner. You know what the real is. When you testify, you gotta keep it fly.

2 comments:

Alison said...

I got one of those Orbit voice mails and I was all, "why's Snoop gotta call me at 1:30 in the morning? everybody knows the cutoff time is 0 p.m.!"

Prashant Sridharan said...

I think Snoop stooped too low when he played Huggy Bear (or whatever) in that absolutely horrid movie adaptation of Starsky and Hutch.

Will someone please revoke Owen Wilson's SAG card?