Fo Shizzle My Orbizzle

A Cherry Ride high-five to Snoop Dogg for falling o-so-far from relevancy.
I seem to remember a time when it was generally believed you were an important voice in Hip-Hop; when you "was representin' the Pound and Death Row"; when whities were afraid of you (what with that whole murder rap incident); and then frat boys bought Doggystle so they could be "street" like you and then started imitating that whole "izzle" talk. And then you made some porn videos and had a speaking role in "Starsky and Hutch" (wtf?).

And now you're shilling Orbit gum. Laaaiidd Back!

So I suppose the Summer's Eve "Not So Fresh Feeling" tour with Black Eyed Peas must be right around the corner. You know what the real is. When you testify, you gotta keep it fly.