I Will NOT Blog About Baby Suri

I am going to resist the impulse that 90% of the blogging universe has succumbed to by NOT blogging about Suri Cruise on the cover of Vanity Fair.

There are more important things to talk about, right?

I am just not going to do it. Period.

Nor am I going to post the below picture in which she looks like an Eskimo.

This baby is clearly black market.